Sunday, 23 January 2011

That's not fair

I guess I can't see fairies or any of Tlior's friends when I'm not at his house. How do I know this? Glitter  everywhere I go. Everywhere. It's not just at whatever seat I take when I go to meetings, it's in random places. Like, in lobbies, in Denmark's house, in clean tupperware, in a room in my house that isn't used, in Tlior's bathroom, and fairies like glitter. It's small, easy to carry, and sparkly like them.

I used to have two sisters, not just one you know. There was me as Greenland, the Arctic Sea, and Vinland. Funny thing about my family, we're not too great at... watching children. Children are boring, or annoying. So basically, Norway ignored Iceland, Iceland ignored Vin and me, and all three of us girls ignored each other. Aren't we a great family? <3 I stopped asking what happened to Vin a long time ago, since, yeah, uncomfortable silence and all that (I think she died), but she was pretty cool. I don't know if she could see fairies or not, but she was cracked and totally knew they were real. We didn't have neat stuff like glitter back then, but she beat the tar out of a piece of iron until it was a nice sparkly powder, and then we'd dance around like lunatics sprinkling it everywhere calling for the fairies to come join us. They probably thought we were crazy too. Canada lives where Vin used to, and her people are pretty much spread out between the two of us. Maybe she's hanging out where no one can find her. A place with lots of sheep and trolls. And maybe whales... that one guy is still alive and he's not a country anymore, so I guess Vin could be too.

Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Don't play with that

I'm banned from playing with swords for accidentally setting fire to the neighbor's chicken-coop. I'm not entirely sure what happened, or how the two are related at all, I don't even remember being in there. Well, I was chasing the chickens, but that was outside. Do chickens catch fire when you chase them? I wonder how the fire started, nothing died, and really, the coop is a little blackened, but it's not burnt down or anything.

This is lame. When I catch whatever started that fire, I am going to toss them into the Sound and let them get eaten by fish. ...well, that's the plan if I'm allowed outside again sometime soon.

Sunday, 9 January 2011

Ooooooo

It might snow soon! I like Oslo. It's pretty, and it might snow. I like snow. There's always snow at my house. Yep, I've had my own house for awhile now. Since 21 June 2009. I don't have to always be at Mr Denmark's house, or bothering my brothers. This is a really good thing, because I'm the only girl out of the bunch. Sometimes it's better to just be alone. Besides, I have more time to hang out with friends now too. America's super amazing. I can't believe how strong he is. He has a super nice brother who tried to adopt me one time, and his name is... um, Canahdia? Oh oops, it's Canada. Then Britain is pretty nice too. But you have to really behave around him because he's a cranky old man. But you can make up with him if you apologize and make him tea. Hurray! It's snowing!!! Oooooo, I'm gonna go play in the snow.

Saturday, 8 January 2011

Haha!

My big brother is awesome and told me how to make a blog. He just told me to google it, but it was still very helpful cause he let me borrow his computer for it. Oooo, I get to introduce myself now. I'm Sankari Laevencrow, representative of Greenland. I have two brothers, Tlior(Norway) and Ernir(Iceland). I'm using Tlior's computer right now because I'm visiting him and he needed me to stay out of sight for a few minutes cause he's talking to someone at the door and he doesn't want me to get distracted and wander off because it's always hard to find me. Like yesterday, I got stuck in a tree, but then I fell asleep so I didn't answer when he called me in. Gurå and Ava used to tell him where I was all the time, but they just think it's funny now. (shhh, they're fairies) Ernir's been sick a lot lately. He's still in bed right now. Maybe I should make him soup to wake him up. It'll be okay as long as I don't start a fire. I'm not allowed to use the kitchen in Matthias' house cause I got really distracted one time and the water I was boiling caught fire. It was weird. Anyway, Øyvind and everyone keep me on track here so I don't do that. Well, he usually stays near Tlior or outside, but he still comes in the house a lot. I'm going to make soup now. Bye!