Nephew

I know that the 'Nordic Brothers' aren't all related, but I still consider Berwald and Tino's kid my nephew. He is so adorable! (He doesn't like you to call him that.) His name is Peter and he is going to become an even greater nation than America one day. I think he has to get taller than his momma before that happens, but it might happen before. I don't know. Anyway, I'm going to take Peter and one of his friends for a day out tomorrow.

His parents are having a visitor over that they haven't met before, so they want to make sure they'll be an okay influence before he meets them. I guess Mr Puffin finally got to them. He's just the sweetest little bird you've ever met, but he knows lots of bad words. I taught him to say 'Hello sweetheart fishy' when he meets someone new, but he doesn't like to say it, so he'll still say other stuff. He likes speaking Icelandic more than Greenlandic. Maybe he thinks it sounds prettier... (I do too. Don't tell Ernir!) So I'm going to take the kids to Legoland in Denmark, and introduce them to coffee. Coffee's so amazing. Tlior introduced me to it a few years back, so I'm going to let the kids try it. I'm gonna be the best aunt ever.